umamichatter: Waverly Inn (NYC)

*umamichatter is a new column where I chat online with people about their food adventures. Chats may be edited down to make shorter, but will never be added upon or manipulated in a way that makes a more positive or negative review. Please expect stream-of-consciousness bitching, complaining and other random mumblings.


My dear friend Matt wrangled himself into Waverly Inn the other night. WI is a super exclusive celebrity hang out in the West Village, opened last year to a lot of buzz by Graydon Carter, editor of Vanity Fair. This place is no joke: a secret reservation line, Madonna and Kate Moss sightings in one night, camera-toting paparazzi outside, and $85 mac & cheese.

Here’s what Matt thought about the place. This was a work dinner, and the bill for three people was $700, after tip.


12:30 AM matt: yeah, not that coolme: to be expectedmatt: they were playing tom waits when i got in, and i was like, wow, gonna be cool

and then i turned around and there was this girl that looked exactly like kristen davis
12:32 AM and i was like, this is awesome bc charlotte is here
but then i looked again and it wasnt her
and then there were no more famous people
me: ha
charlotte!
12:33 AM matt: it was also pretty empty
the paparazzi outside said mcdreamy was supposed to be there
but i dont even know who he is
me: from grey’s anatomy
12:35 AM matt: yeah, i wouldnt know him if i saw him
it was also pretty emptyi will say, i had a much more enjoyable meal at smoke joint last night


12:39 AM
me: yup

12:41 AM matt: yeah
i would never do that myself it is the experience i guess
12:43 AM me: what did you eat
matt: tuna tartare which all the reviews said was what to get
not that good and braised short ribs
me: nice
how was that
matt: which was fine
but not special
me: right
12:44 AM matt: ive had better
not to be all particular, but the wine guy poured wine all over my menu
me: HAHAHAHA
matt: like fine if a waiter does
me: that’s AWESOME
matt: but this is the wine guy
12:45 AM mainly its bc you look like a retard to everyone else
bc they dont know you didnt do it
me: ha
12:46 AM what did everyone else get
matt: same
but a chicken pot pie
me: omg

how much was that
matt: i think the braised short ribs was the most expensive entree we got
which was 27
me: that’s not so bad
matt: ALSO, the mac and cheese is now 85
12:47 AM me: how did the bill end up being 700
if that’s the most expensive
did you get a bottle of veuve?
matt: no
two bottles of wine
me: ah how was the service?

aside from wine guy
12:47 AM
matt: ha
ok, little disorganized i felt
we had like three waiters
so we asked for the wine list
12:49 AM and then three people came around about every minute to ask if we made a decision
me: oh geez

hm
12:51 AM yikes

The bathroom is pretty uninspired for a place that charges $85 for mac & cheese.
Waverly Inn
16 Bank Street at Waverly Pl.
New York, NY
No Telephone!

Advertisements

10 Responses to “umamichatter: Waverly Inn (NYC)”

  1. Eat Me Outta Here Says:

    Ew the bathroom looks gross!

  2. Eat Me Outta Here Says:

    Ew the bathroom looks gross!

  3. ayagwa Says:

    $700 for 3pp?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! For Chicken pot pie?!?!?!?!?!

  4. ayagwa Says:

    $700 for 3pp?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! For Chicken pot pie?!?!?!?!?!

  5. Jk Says:

    they also had some wine, ayagwa….

  6. Jk Says:

    they also had some wine, ayagwa….

  7. kayoko Says:

    jk- are you the guy that poured wine all over matt’s menu?

  8. kayoko Says:

    jk- are you the guy that poured wine all over matt’s menu?

  9. Jk Says:

    no, i’m the guy that licked it up.

  10. Jk Says:

    no, i’m the guy that licked it up.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s


%d bloggers like this: